Frequently Asked Questions
This section should have the answers to all your questions. If you don't find the question or answer you're looking for, please contact me and I'll try to help you out.
Here we go:
Q. So like, if I want you to paint something for me, can you do that?
A. Yes I can
Q. How much will it cost?
A. That all depends on the size. The bigger the painting, the more it will cost!
Q. Do I just pay you once you're all done?
A. Yes and No. Before starting any painting, I need a non-refundable deposit of 50% of the total price. The remainder will be paid once the painting is completed.
Q. How long will it take?
A. Once again, that depends on the size and subject and if there are any orders ahead of yours. The bigger the piece, the longer it will take.
Q. I really want you to paint something for me but I don't have any money right now. Can you do it for me and I'll pay you back when i get money?
Q. Why not?
A. Because you wouldn't go to the grocery store and be allowed to pay for your groceries next time. (If you are allowed, please let me know where this grocery store is. I'm hungry and poor.)
Q. I really like that one you did with the thing in it and I want to buy it! Can you hold it and make sure no one else buys it?
A. Sure! I can hold it for ONE week. If I haven't heard from you after that week, it goes back up for sale.
Q. So like, what if I don't like the finished product?
A. First, be completely honest if you like it or not. I won't be offended if you're not happy with the final product, but I will be upset if you pretend you like it then tell all your friends you think its garbage. I'll try and fix it for you ONE TIME! If after that you're still not happy, you don't have to keep it. Just a reminder that your deposit is non-refundable!
Q. What if the painting gets damaged? Can I bring it back to you to fix it?
A. It depends on how damaged it is. Some things just can't be fixed. If it is fixable, I'll do it one time free of charge. If it gets damaged again, its like they say "you break it, you pay for it!" You should really be more careful with your belongings anyway!
Q. Is there an easy way to keep in contact with you to check on progress?
A. Yes. You may call/text or email me if you really need to but you really should calm down! it'll get done! I promise!